— i know i care more and i really wish i didn’t (via sins)

coupscoffee:

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”

Me: “Please… I need my… phone”

*opens TUMBLR*

Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

• Friend: *sneezes*
• Me: Bless you
• Friend: *sneezes five more times*
• Me: chill